We all say stupid things about or ex after a breakup. The great thing about celebrities is that when they say something stupid, it is on record for the whole world to share.

Here are the top 10 celebrity breakup quotes that are sure to amuse.



1. “That girl [Jessica Simpson], for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
--John Mayer

2. "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
---Cher

3. "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet"
--Robin Williams

4. "Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
--Miss Piggy

5. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

6. "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
--Steve Martin.

7. "I just wanted to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. But, enjoy the game tonight."
--Sean Avery (about Dion Phaneuf stealing his girlfriend)

8. “Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
--Paris Hilton

9. "Well, I can finally wear high-heals again!"
--Nocole Kidman (about shorty Tom Cruise)

10. Billy Idol called... He wants his look back."
--Jennifer Aniston (about Bard Pitt)