1. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? ... No? Well in that case let me introduce myself.
2. If I sleep on the wetspot, will you come home with me tonight?
3. My friends left me by myself, can I come home with you?
4. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
5. Most people are watching the Vancouver Olympics, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
6. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
7. I never thought I could love to look at someone as much as I love to look at myself! Well done!
8. I have rediculously large feet... enough said?
9. My place or yours?
10. Hi there, my name is John, I would like to welcome you to the first day of the rest fo your life.

Has this ever happened to you? You are out on a date, and half way through, you bump into a friend, and when you go to introduce them, you realize that you have completely forgot your date's name.

So maybe this has not happened to you, but it happens to me all the time! I know, pathetic! More than once I have had a girl walk out half way through because she realizes that I have no idea who she is.

So what the heck do you do about it?

To avoid this problem, I came up with a 5 simple techniques to help find out my date's name. They are not perfect, but I scraped through more than a few sticky situations with at least one, if not all of them in hand.

The 5 techniques for remembering your dates name:

1. If I am half way through a date and I realize that I have no idea what the girl's name is, I make sure to maintain eye contact during most of the date. As long as we are looking at each other, I do not have to say her name to get her attention.

2. If I do not have her phone number programmed in my phone, I will ask her to enter her details for me. I claim that it is a new phone, and that it drives me nuts everytime I try to enter information. I tell her that maybe she will have better luck than me. It always works! And bingo, I have her number stored for future reference!

3. If I do bump into a friend, I make sure to drop the secret password. "Hey [friend’s name] how was the game today?" Translation "I have no idea what my dates name is, so introduce yourself". My friend will immediately introduce him/herself so that I don't have to, and in doing so, my date will also introduce herself. Problem solved!

4. Another (more risky method) is to talk about nicknames people used to give you as a kid, in hopes of revealing their true name. You may have seen this technique used on a Seinfeld episode where Jerry has forgotten his date’s name. She tells him that her name rhymes with a sexual part of the body, leaving Jerry with only one name that he can think of - Mulva. Her name is actually Deloris. I have only been able to pull this trick off once, and I would recommend not trying it unless you are absolutely stuck.

5. The final method is the most risky, but also offers the greatest chance of getting the name correct. Ready for it!? ... Simply admit that you forgot. I have only been slapped once for this, twice the girl was okay, and five times I pretty much got the hint that the date was over. Although, with a little more wine, and a little more sweet-talk, I was able to save the evening.

Hopefully you don't find yourself in this situation too many times. But if you do, remember these 5 techniques for remembering your dates name, and keep a right hand ready to block a slap if unsuccessful.

- Happy dating everyone!

"There is something in there that i just can't dig out! Dammit! now my hand smells!"





Hayden Panettiere still turns me on though, is there something wrong with me?!!

Do you even need to ask?
Ok then, here it is!










The Top 10 worst things you can do on a first date.

10. Talk about how much your date reminds you of your ex.
9.  Stop halfway through the date and call home to ask your parents if you can stay out past your bedtime.
8.  Ask your date if they think 5 kids is too many, or if 4 would be enough to keep you both happy.
7.  Fart moments before you get in the car (believe me, it does not air out properly before you get in!).
6.  Flirt with the waitsatff in hopes that you will appear more desirable.
5.  Eat spicy food (refer to #7).
4.  Ask if your hands look fat in this outfit.
3.  Admit that you are a bit of a puker when you drink, and then proceed to get totally wasted.
2.  Lick the other person's ear when they are not looking (don't ask, all I can tell you is that this doesn't end well).
1.  End the date by asking for their best friend's phone number.

Try a few if you don't believe me, and let me know how it goes :)

- Happy dating everbody!

"Dammit! my cheesy yawn-to-arm-around-the-shoulder move isn't working!"


Why do guys even try!!

For those of you daters out there, you will understand full well that there is nothing worse than getting stuck in a rut. It starts out with a couple of weekends home alone, followed by a couple of months since your last real flirtatious encounter, and then (god forbid) you notice it is getting close to a year since the last time you thought you had a shot at meeting up with someone attractive.

The worst part is that this becomes cyclical. The longer you go without a date, the harder it is to actually get a date! Why does this happen? What is it that makes you all of a sudden so undesirable?

The answer is that people want what they can't have, and once vou have been on the market for a significant period of time, you are no longer a hot commodity. The opposite sex can smell desperation, and you no longer seem desirable.

Then on the flip side, after you have gone months without a date, as soon as you finally meet someone you will all of a sudden become a hot commodity. Girls or guys begin flocking around you all at once. How frustrating is that!?

After years of battling through periods of high and low volume, I became determined to sort out a solution to balancing the flow of women in and out of my life. I did not want to end up in any of those deep ruts ever again.

Through a great deal of trial and error, the solution finally occurred to me. If I wanted to be desired by women, I had to desire myself. Sounds oddly self-indulgent doesn't it? I know, and when I explain this to my friends, they usually have a laugh and call me egotistical.

But that's ok! Because at the end of the day I have been able to stabilize and in many ways, increase my dating supply.

The reason this technique works so well is because with successful application, you will be able to alter your state of mind. Desiring yourself provides self-esteem, a boost in testosterone, a heightened sense of confidence, increased endorphins, and an ability to view the world through the eyes of someone with options, not someone facing sheer desperation.

Humans can smell desperation as easily as they can sense heightened levels of confidence, and clearly one is much sexier than the other.

So how do you go about desiring yourself?



It starts right from the moment you first wake up. As soon as you open your eyes you need to smile and think to yourself, "today is going to be a great day"

When you look in the mirror before your shower, you need to look at yourself and say, "damn, you look good today. Well done!"

When you dress, put on clothes that make you feel confident and secure.

When you walk down the street, hold your head up high and smile at the pretty girls/handsome guys who pass you in the street (you will be amazed at how many will smile back).

Talk clearly when you speak to people (don't mumble!).

And when you inevitably do get some bad news or get shot down for a date, let it roll off your back knowing full well that life always sorts it self out. You, and your dating life, will be fine.

Give it a try, an honest try, for at least a couple of weeks and let me know how it goes. I am positive you will notice a significant difference in how you feel, and in how dateable the opposite sex finds you to be.

- Happy dating my friends!