Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned Dating and Relationship Quote!
Well that is what you can find here, with a little bit of DateMeDammit humor to go along.


"Don't smother each other.
Nothing can grow in the shade." ~Leo Buscaglia
-Mmm...actually, ferns depend on it.




"Assumptions are the termites of relationships." ~Henry Winkler
-Termites eat wood... think about that for a second.




"In the end, who among us does not choose to be a
little less right to be a little less lonely." ~Robert Brault
-Can men be less right?




"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our
souls blossom." ~Marcel Proust
-Just call me Mr. Greenthumb.




"To know when to go away and when to come closer is
the key to any lasting relationship." ~Doménico Cieri Estrada
-I have made a career based around getting this wrong.




"People change and forget to tell each other." ~Lillian Hellman
-I know, right? Like the other day, we went out for dinner and all of
sudden my date comes out of the bathroom in a prom dress, and
there I was, sitting in my jeans. Embarrassing!




"Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well
 to realize you're really strangers." ~Mary Tyler Moore
-That happens to me every Saturday morning... after the
booze wears off, of course.




"How lucky I am to have something that makes
saying goodbye so hard." ~From the movie Annie
-Annie, you dirty girl!




"Little kindness and courtesies are so important.
In relationships, the little things are the big things."
 - Stephen R. Covey
-Tell that to my ex. Apparently little just wasn't big enough.




"Commitment is inherent in any genuinely loving
relationship." - M Scott Peck
-...but is it?




"Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about
free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions."
- Deepak Chopra
-This really screws things up for the Christian's "sex is sin" thing.



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